Orange Christmas cards
$4.00
One time I was at a music festival and they were inviting kids to come tell jokes. This very brave four year old volunteers, and comes and asks the crowd “knock knock?”
“Who’s there?” answers the crowd.
“Orange!”
”Orange who?”
A long pause, as the child decides his answer. Then:
”Orange you glad I didn’t say grape?”
The crowd exploded into laughter.
Anyway that’s how people will feel when you give them this card. Happy. Full of laughter. Like a summer morning at a festival.*
Card is 4.25x5.5”, and blank inside for all your seasonal sentiments.
*Not guaranteed
